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ASS HistoryLike most ill-conceived ideas, ASS was born after more than a few pints in the spiritual home of all things artistic (or in our case autistic!) - The Hen and Chickens, Abergavenny.After much moaning and whinging that live comedy appeared to be the exclusive domain of them there city-dwellers (burn them all, say I!), it was deemed that there would be at least one society for country folk that didn't involve killing animals (though there is still time!). It is fair to say, it was, to begin with, the much benigned lovechild of Nick Watkins and Rob Tollman who both decided that they would try some standup, even though, ironically they couldn't actually stand up at the time. Two hangovers (and a terrifying dawn memory of spontaneouslty booking a gig at the pub) later, both men realised that any such lovechild would be pretty ugly (an oxymoron but you've seen the pics!) so they decided to enlist help. RAT- ASSED! Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea comm consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat nn proid, sunt in culpa qui officia deseruntmollit anim id est laborum. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatemquia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequin esciunt.elit,sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris. Welcome to ASS After much bribery and cojoling, impressive thespians (thet's thespians!) Kayleigh Malson, Vikki Cartledge, Helen Geraghty and Les Hayes steered themselves away from the local theatre group in order to demean themselves (quite magnificently) in the sketches Rob had written for them. Painfully aware that material was also needed for an audience with mental age (and IQ) of more than a single figure, David Younger was drafted in to add a bit of intelligent satire to the team. To counteract this, the maniacal laughing red-head that is Hannah Mlatem was also recruited, as was the occasional talents of street magician Jamie Robins - aka Magic Jamie - who, luckily, possesses illusionary brilliance far more creative and impressive than his stage name!Then came comic Andy Dummer who ironically has since returned to the city - pah! Helen Geraghty later also departed in a bid to become more educated.But on Thursday, December 6, 2007, history was made (whether for the right reasons only time will tell but the pigeon did survive!) with the first suprisingly successful gig of ASS.And now with a website, the story continues.... Click on the links above to laugh your ASS off - if you don't Nick will come looking for you! Bringing comedy to the countryside! 0This website was created using MAGIX Website Maker You will need the current version of Adobe Flash Player to view it. Further information can be found at magix.info - the Multimedia Knowledge Community by MAGIX, the market leader for music, photo, and video software. |