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Nick

Alias: BAD-ASS!

ALL ABOUT NICK!

Welsh warrior Nick Watkins would have most believe that he hails from the sleepy, peaceful village of Rassau, Ebbw Vale.He is in actuality, a cynical cyborg sent from the future to eliminate all things decent and of good taste. If viewers of that splendid documentary Terminator 2: Judgement Day, ever wondered what happened to the 999 other models before the T-1000, they need look no further than Nick who was first off the production line.Realising that the NW-A (Nick Watkins with Attitude) series was only good for killing jokes, the line was deleted but not before Nick was persuaded to give up his hunt for Des O'Connor and bring his cyberkinetic talents to ASS. Nick now lives with his mistress, who he keeps on all-threes in his yard, and has become a valued member of the team, constantly defining new material in public houses, while coining 'Outonthepissta, baby' as one of his many bad jokes.

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